Smiles are Contagious!
Sometimes a smile is the best medicine, for whatever ails us...
So Im sharing some Aussie Humor , the recently made me smile..Australians are famous for coming up with some peculiar meanings for every day words..
I hope you enjoy these! Ive tried to find the equivalent USA (food or store)!
Humorous Nicknames for Workmates in Australia..
WICKET KEEPER- puts on gloves & stands back
SENSOR LIGHT- only works if someone walks passed
NOODLES (USA -Mikes Mighty Good)-thinks all jobs take two minutes
HARVEY NORMAN (USA -Wayfair)-3 years No interest
BLISTER-appears when the hard work is done
SHOWBAG (USA Disneyworld gift bag)- full of shit(rubbish)
LANTERN- Not very bright & has to be carried
DECKCHAIR-Always folds under pressure
PERTH (Western Aus City)-3 hours behind everyone else
G-SPOT-You can never find him
BUSHRANGER-holds everyone up
WHEELBARROW-only works when he is pushed
LIMO(Jeep Hummer)-carries about 8 people
Wishing you all a bunch of smiles in your today.